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▲: H3LLO?

▼: oH, hELLO,
▼: i DO NOT LIKE YOU,
▼: aND, uH,
▼: wE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS,
▼: aND, wHAT WAS THAT WORD AGAIN dAVE,
▼: oH YES,
▼: yOUR MOTHER APPEARS TO BE OVERWEIGHT,
▼: aND,
▼: uH,
▼: yOU ARE INCREDIBLY SILLY,
▼: aND DO NOT CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY,

▲: T4VROS 1T'S T3R3Z1!

▼: oH,
▼: oH GOD,
▼: i'M SORRY tEREZI,

▲: 1T'S 4LR1GHT YOU D1DN'T KNOW

▼: sORRY,
▼: i AM WITH dAVE,
▼: dOOMED dAVE, i MEAN,
▼: aND HE TOLD ME TO "MAN UP",
▼: aND DO THESE THINGS,
▼: i AM VERY SORRY, i HAD NO IDEA IT WAS YOU,
▼: i THINK i MIGHT JUST STOP,

▲: D4V3 TOLD YOU TO DO TH1S?

▼: yES,

▲: W41T, WH3R3 D1D YOU F1ND H1M?

▼: uM,
▼: wELL,
▼: iT'S A DOOMED dAVE,
▼: aND WE'RE JUST KIND OF HANGING OUT, iN THE AFTERLIFE,

▲: YOU'R3 D34D?!
▲: HOW D1D YOU D13?

▼: oH, wHOOPS,
▼: tHIS MUST BE A PAST tEREZI,
▼: i WAS STABBED,
▼: bUT i AM NOT SURE IF i CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT,

▲: 1 SW34R
▲: 1 SH4LL F1ND YOUR MURD3R3R 4ND BR1NG TH3M TO JUST1CE

▼: tHANK YOU,
▼: bUT,
▼: i AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE THAT IS NECESSARY,

▲: BUT T4VROS 1 H4V3 TO 1NV3ST1G4T3 TH1S MURD3R
▲: 4S 4 M3MB3R OF TH3 L4W

▼: bUT,
▼: tEREZI,
▼: i AM HAPPIER LIKE THIS,
▼: i AM KIND OF GLAD ABOUT IT,

▲: YOU 4R3?

▼: yES,

▲: W3LL, 4LR1GHT
▲: 1F YOU S4Y SO

▼: tHANK YOU,

▲: 1'LL M1SS YOU THOUGH

▼: tHANK YOU, tEREZI,
▼: i WILL MISS YOU TOO,
▼: bUT i WILL BE ABLE TO KEEP IN CONTACT WITH YOU, }
▼: wHOOPS,
▼: oH,
▼: aND dAVE SAYS SUP,

▲: TH4T'S GOOD
▲: T3LL H1M 1 S41D H1!

▼: dAVE, nO, sTOP IT,
▼: yOU ARE NOT GETTING THE COMPUTER,
▼: oW, nO, cOULD YOU PLJNkdnkfmbksssssssssssssssssssssssss
▼: oglg;l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;gdAVE, nO, jkgnskgnjkdg

▲: WH4T'S GO1NG ON OV3R TH3R3?

▼: sup

▲: H1 D4V3!!!!!!!!!!!

▼: whats up redglare

▲: NOT MUCH, JUST BOTH3R1NG K4RK4T
▲: H3H3H3H3H3H3

▼: oh yeah
▼: whats going on with him

▲: W3LL, 1T LOOKS L1K3 H3 P4SS3D OUT JUST NOW
▲: 4LL OV3R TH3 S1GHT OF 4 L1TTL3 BLOOD!

▼: wow really

▲: Y34H

▼: draw on his face
▼: just draw like
▼: one huge giant dino phallus
▼: troll phallus
▼: do you guys even
▼: ok im not going to talk about that

▲: DR4W1NG ON H1S F4C3 SOUNDS L1K3 FUN!!!!

▼: yeah do it
▼: tell me the results would you

▲: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 1T LOOKS L1K3 G4MZ33 CONV3RT3D H1M OR SOM3TH1NG!!!!

▼: what
▼: oh the juggalo
▼: that guy was pretty fucking amazing if you ask me

▲: H3'S K1ND4 STR4NG3 THOUGH
▲: K4RK4T C4N'T ST4ND H1M

▼: karkles cant stand anyone though
▼: shit hes just fucking sitting everywhere

▲: H3H3H3 TH4T'S TRU3

▼: okay so why was there blood in the first place
▼: whats going on over there seriously

▲: K4N4Y4 CUT OFF SOM3ON3'S L3GS
▲: 4ND TH3 CHOCOL4T3 SC3NT 1S 3V3RYWH3R3

▼: that sounds pretty brutal
▼: is kanaya that chick rose is always mackin on

▲: H3H3H3H3H3H3
▲: 1 GU3SS SO

▼: so shes a troll murderer
▼: okay good to know

▲: SH3 D1DN'T K1LL 4NYON3

▼: okay so ill cut off your legs and youll still be alive
▼: just your torso like crawling around everywhere
▼: "whats up, yeah im just a torso what about it"

▲: H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

▼: what

▲: YOU'R3 SO FUNNY D4V3!

▼: i am yeah

▲: 1T'S 4 SH4M3 TH4T YOU'R3 D34D

▼: alpha dave is still there though you know that
▼: im just doomed to be here forever
▼: with tavros
▼: and some other people i shouldnt tell you about

▲: T4VROS 1SN'T SO B4D
▲: H3'S 4 N1C3 GUY!

▼: i know jeez i didnt mean for it to sound bad

▲: 1 KNOW

▼: so anyway whats up with you
▼: apart from drawing on karkle sparkles face
▼: or whatever it is you do

▲: NOTH1NG 3LS3 R34LLY

▼: hey you know what you should do
▼: draw me a picture

▲: OH, LOOKS L1K3 SL33P1NG B34UTY 1S W4K1NG UP!

▼: hahaha really
▼: shit if only you guys had cameras
▼: wait
▼: do you guys have cameras

▲: NON3 AROND H3R3

▼: oh
▼: so whats his reaction

▲: H3'S Y3LL1NG L1K3 CR4ZY!
▲: H4H4H4H4H4H4

▼: heh
▼: drub him

▲: H3H3H3
▲: SOM3ON3 SHOULD STOP H1M B3FOR3 H3 R1PS OFF SOM3ON3'S HORNS

▼: you stop him if youre so worried jeez

▲: 1'LL GO DO TH4T
▲: T3LL T4VROS 1 S41D BY3!

▼: alright
▼: see ya redglare

▲: BY3!
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